07.23.04
This Land is Your Land
With the election hoopla fast approaching it is surprising that we are not seeing more political phunies being produced. I was quite amused by this version of This Land starring Bush and Kerry.
07.04.04
The Top 100 Things I’d Do If I Joined a Sci-Fi Special Ops Team
This was sent by a friend and got a good laugh out of me. Enjoy it!
The Top 100 Things I’d Do If I Joined a Sci-Fi Special Ops Team
1. I would refuse to go into the underground research facility.
2. I would refuse to go into the deep-space research facility.
3. I would refuse to go into the deep-sea research facility.
4. I would refuse to go into the radio-blacked out colony.
5. I would refuse to go into the derelict alien ship.
6. I would refuse to go into the abandoned ghost ship.
7. If I was then forced into attempting any of the above six missions, I would attempt to go AWOL. Prison showers are almost certainly preferable to what awaits.
8. When going on a mission, I would certainly carry more than one gun. I would carry as many as humanly possible.
9. In line with #8, I would carry more than one clip per gun. I have a belt, and I intend to fill it.
10. If the hallways of the operations area are big enough to allow it, I intend to bring along a small field artillery piece as well.
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