05.25.04

Gashlycrumb Tinies Update 2: Have room, have cello, will play

Posted in Movie Making at 9:59 am by Leopoldo

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The project is progressing well. Una, a Cello player with the Portland Philharmonic has agreed to play the part of the Cellist. She knows the poem, had good suggestions for the music and is willing to give us some of her time on the project. She has a comely classical look that will enhance the part. Una teaches Cello lessons at the Community Music Center on 33rd and Francis (ten blocks from my house) and will ask the Center if we can use their main auditorium to shoot the short.

It may be hard to get the auditorium at the Community Music Center dark enough to get an isolated image of the two characters without any background, but the space is otherwise really rather perfect for our purposes. The acoustics of the room are deep and rich, I think they will add some natural resonance to the Cello music. The stage has a solid (does not creak) wood floor, power outlets and even microphone pickups in case we try to use their mixing board. The stage is not very deep and it has a light colored background, trying to shoot towards the back of the stage without filming any of the background may not be possible, my idea is to set the camera up downstage and shoot towards the audience, if we can get the room dark enough and get the light(s) aimed at a steep enough angle and with close masks I think we can isolate the character without illuminating the background. If that fails we can also use a dark material for a background (stage felt would be perfect) or digitally isolate the character in post. Once we have some possible shoot dates Una will ask the center if we can borrow their room for a few hours. An ideal setup would be to have the room for about four hours late at night but that may not be possible. If our schedule gets to tight we can split the shots of the player and the narrator between two nights (which I want to avoid because it would complicate other things like setup and makeup) or shoot the narrator at some other location.

With the player and a (possible) shooting location secured attention now turns to schedule, costumes, props and makeup. This evening the Unconscious Collective is due to meet, I have schedule and production details top of the agenda for our meeting. I have also asked Sven to bring his camera and mixing board so we can shoot some test footage of tightly lit characters in a dark space (probably my back deck). Una is leaving town mid-June and will not return until August, so I am trying to get everything ready to shoot on June 5th. I have the name and number of a local costume shop where we may be able to rent costumes. I am still worried about both costumes and props, I don’t have them and I would rather keep to the tenants of Guerilla Filmmaking and shoot this movie without spending money. The way I see it I can either spend time trying to find someone who can lend us costumes, rent them or we can do the truly Guerilla thing and use whatever we find in our closets that is ‘close enough’.

Sven pointed out an important detail about the costumes: If the set is truly dark enough to not register on video a person in a black costume may not be distinguishable enough. The real solution to this would be to have a back-fill light so the edges of both narrator and player show up, but given our limited resources this does not seem likely. A better solution would be to find not-quite-black costumes, something like a dark grey. A third solution is to de-saturate the characters in post production, something I do not want to do as I want to keep effects as practical as possible. The idea I have is to put both characters in colorless costumes and use some makeup to drain color from face and hands. If the effect works it should look like the part was shot in black and white with the color of the Cello and the candles and book in front of the narrator standing in sharp contrast. I will keep a post-effect mask as an option but if there is any movement to Cello, book or candles it will be very hard to track the mask in post.

One other piece of post-production that I had been hoping to get done but we may not have time for is a voice-coach. I have read the poem enough times that I have a good idea for what it should sound like, but I would much prefer to record the narration and work with another person to see how it could be improved. I figure another ear is likely to pick up nuances and have ideas that have not occurred to me. I also do not know who would be interested in doing this with me.

The unconscious collective meets tonight (minus Carl who is out of town). Hopefully many of these questions will be answered then.

05.23.04

Get 2Gigs of RAM in your PC to prepare for Longhorn

Posted in Geekdom at 8:17 am by Leopoldo

According to an microsoft-watch.com Longhorn article the recommended configuration to run the next version of MS Windows will be:

Microsoft is expected to recommend that the “average” Longhorn PC feature a dual-core CPU running at 4 to 6GHz; a minimum of 2 gigs of RAM; up to a terabyte of storage; a 1 Gbit, built-in, Ethernet-wired port and an 802.11g wireless link; and a graphics processor that runs three times faster than those on the market today.

So… have any of those lying around the house?

05.19.04

The Shining in 30 Seconds (and re-enacted by bunnies)

Posted in Humor at 9:45 am by Leopoldo

You have enjoyed The Exorcist in 30 Seconds, now watch The Shining in 30 Seconds (and re-enacted by bunnies)

05.18.04

What is wrong with this picture?

Posted in Other at 10:24 am by Leopoldo

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There is a package coming to me via Federal Express that I am eager to receive. I have been tracking it’s progress on the FedEx web site and was a bit surprised to log in this morning and read this:

May 18, 2004 4:17 am Held at Sort Facility INDIANAPOLIS IN
1:28 am Release for delivery INDIANAPOLIS IN
12:28 am Arrived at Sort Facility INDIANAPOLIS IN

May 17, 2004 8:53 pm Left FedEx Ramp SHANGHAI CN
2:46 pm Left FedEx Sort Facility ANCHORAGE AK
1:09 pm Arrived at Sort Facility ANCHORAGE AK

May 15, 2004 11:33 am Pickup status SHANGHAI CN
Package received after FedEx cutoff time
11:33 am Left FedEx Origin Location SHANGHAI CN

Now, I don’t know how you read this, but it looks to me like the package was shipped from Connecticut, sent by airfreight to Alaska and then back to Connecticut! From there it went to Indiana where I hope it will be shipped out to me in Oregon. Sometimes I have to wonder if FedEx knows what they are doing…

05.17.04

Gashlycrumb Tinies Update 1: Timing the reading

Posted in Movie Making at 9:51 am by Leopoldo

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I had originally expected to make a page on GeekRoar.com devoted to the production of the Gashlycrumb Tinies, once I got down to applying the style sheets and embedding the navigation bars I realized it would be easier to use the blog and create new entries as information on the project is updated. The original project post can be found at The Lion’s Den: Short Movie Project: The Gashlycrumb Tinies.

I have received one reply to the Craigslist posting so far and am encouraged that the Cello player who replied is a woman and is already familiar with the poem. I have envisioned the part of the Cello Player as a woman but had not specified that in the post because I wanted to leave the option open for a male player. Tomorrow I have a dinner date with a friend who’s parents own a costume shop and I am hoping may advice me on acquiring some Victorian dress for the evening.

I have done some test readings of the poem and timed it as taking between around two and a half minutes (the readings were between 2:20 and 2:30). I want the opening and closing to appear unrushed but don’t want the piece to extend past five minutes since I know how painfully long five minutes can be when you are in the audience watching an amateur production. That gives us about another two minutes for the opening and closing including the credits. For the credits I would like to display a single page with maybe even just a single ‘An Unconscious Collective’ line which can roll by pretty quickly, the closing should be quick in general, the opening I would like to be more languid.

05.14.04

Short Movie Project: The Gashlycrumb Tinies

Posted in Movie Making at 11:14 am by Leopoldo

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I love reading out loud to people, I specially love reading the poems of T.S. Elliot or Edward Gorey. For some time now one of my favorite poems to read has been Gorey’s The Gashlycrumb Tinies, a morbid alphabetical trek through the deaths of 26 children. Sometime earlier this year I got a strong visual image of what the poem might look like as short film and have decided to try and shoot it. The setup is rather simple, a narrator (me) reading the poem while a cello player plays languid morose music in the background. She appears in the bottom right corner of the screen while I appear in the bottom left and the images from the poem fade in and out above us. To shoot it we need a Cello player, some props (a lectern, a candelabra) some Victorian costumes, a space with good acoustics that is large enough to the two characters can be lit without capturing any background and some compositing software. Sven and I spent some time discussing the visual style of the short and how it could be shot. I have prepared the script and am now looking for a Cello player. Once a player has been found I will need to hunt down some costumes and do some location scouting. If you play the Cello and would like to participate or know someone who does please contact me.

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05.13.04

The rumsfeld video

Posted in Politics at 3:16 pm by Leopoldo

A nice little video at Moveon.org shows Rumsfeld caught in the middle of a lie. It may not be anything terribly big, but it is still a pleasure to know that sometimes these guys do get caught.

05.10.04

Lion’s Den: Certified 77% Good

Posted in Geekdom at 4:39 pm by Leopoldo

This site is certified 77% GOOD by the Gematriculator

I am actually kind of dissapointed by the result. At least I can take some solace in knowing that Film Roar is

This site is certified 41% EVIL by the Gematriculator

Why so Sluggish?

Posted in Geekdom at 2:17 pm by Leopoldo

In case you are wondering why GeekRoar.com feels a bit sluggish right now, it is because the site is getting pretty heavy traffic after the weekend release of Film Roar: Van Helsing (2004). As of today GeekRoar ranks:
#1 for AOL Web Search: Results for “van helsing pictures”
#1 for Google Search: van helsing pictures
and
#2 for Yahoo! Search Results for van helsing pictures

GeekRoar is also on the first page of results for: AOL Web Search: Results for “van helsing gallery”, Google Search: van helsing gallery and Yahoo! Search Results for van helsing gallery and still shows high for “Underworld pictures” and “league of extraordinary gentlemen” searches. PWASOH.com does not get a lot of visits but does push out the rather large (for a limited bandwith site) movies at PWASOH Phunies :: Cat Attack! and the PETA bad cat ad at PWASOH Phunies :: Phuny TV Ads with some regularity (people have linked to the bad cat movie so the counter is not augmenting).

All of this is coming from a home-assembled PC sitting behind a 640K DSL line (that tests around 200K). I have had people ask me why I don’t move GeekRoar.com and PWASOH.com to a hosted site. The answer is that I will be glad to do so if someone is willing to offer hosting with the server side applications I use (MT, PHP, MySQL, SSH, PERL, Webalizer, Gallery) and no bandwidth restrictions for little or no cost. I have found some enticing offers but am not willing to sign up for a site that will send me some huge bill if a page becomes popular enough to exceed a monthly bandwidth cap. I still have a third domain I want to launch but am afraid to even suggest on the limited bandwidth I have. Anyone have a server they are willing to donate?

05.04.04

Musical Windows Noises

Posted in Humor at 4:18 pm by Leopoldo

Who knew that Windows Noises could be so musical? Albino Blacksheep knows.

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