Biker Boyz (2003)

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Proving once again that Hollywood studios would rather steal competitor ideas than be original, Biker Boyz (2003) is a straight up rip-off of The Fast and the Furious (2001) with some Boyz N the Hood (1991) style blaxploitation thrown in. Some beautiful hand held camera work as the black motorcycle gangs show off their skill and their machines proved the only redeeming feature of this pointless flick.

Satyricon (1969)

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How do you give a recognized classic by one of cinemas greatest filmmakers a bad review? Like this: I did not like it. At all. I disliked the surrealistic circus of ridiculous acts in Satyricon so much that I started fast-forwarding through the movie after a half an hour and saw the rest as flashing images on fast forward rather than waste the rest of my evening.

Old School (2003)

What rates a zero?

OK since I do not have any movie reviews for a movie that I would rate as a true and all out stinker let me open the floor for discussion. What have you seen that you thought was so base, so stupid, so utterly a waste of your time and money that in the great rating system you would not give it even a single star?